Suncheon Police Report: Missing Flag

Item: One (1) flag showing both Koreas united as one complete country. The blue design on a white background has the historical significance of being the flag that the North and South Korean Olympic teams marched together under for the Winter Olympics in Italy this year. There are approximately 80 billion of these flags hanging from almost every lightpost in Korea. They were first hung last week, in celebration of a conference of Nobel Peace Prize winners that was held in Gwangju, commemorating the anniversary of the first talks regarding the reunification of North and South Korea.

Missing since: June 20, 2006 at about 9:30 pm.

Other details: Flag seems to have been pulled from flagpole by two as yet unidentified Waguk females. The first was short, blonde and giggling as if she'd had at least one glass of wine too many. The second was tall, with dark blonde hair and was being very patient with the short, blonde, tipsy one. Witnesses (of which there were approximately 8,000, given that this happened on a street full of 6 lanes of traffic) report that both females seemed to be clad in pyjamas.
The Reunification Flag Committee has reported that the flags are held in place by a string tie (on top) and a plastic ring (on the bottom). When the string tie is no longer attached, these flags are VERY easy to snatch as the plastic ring simply snaps open when pulled. (The Reunification Flag Committee would also like to point out that there are at least 4 other flags just a short walk from Shidae Apartment complex that are only hanging by the plastic ring. One of them is right by the crosswalk. But, we don't wish to lead anyone into temptation, you know....)