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Ms Parker in Korea!: Countdown to India

Ms Parker in Korea!

Thursday, January 04, 2007

Countdown to India

So, part of my preparations for the upcoming trip to India (only 9 days left before we leave!) is taking an anti-Malarial drug called Larium. Just take a look at this list of side-effects, and be fore-warned that if any of you get a somewhat delusional phonecall or e-mail from me tonight (help help my apartment is full of purple gremlins and they are all out to get me...), this is probably the reason...

The side effects of taking Larium include:
  • nausea;
  • bad dreams;
  • difficulty sleeping;
  • hallucinations (visual and aural);
  • severe anxiety;
  • paranoia;
  • depression;
  • unusual behaviour;
  • feeling disoriented;
Should be an interesting evening....

7 Comments:

  • So what's your excuse for the last seventeen years? Have you been on a cousin of this drug or what? You may NOT use the side-effects as an excuse for not calling me to say good-bye.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 9:36 PM  

  • Side effects update:

    So far, only experiencing "dry mouth", and intense boredom from waiting for the hallucinations to start.

    By Blogger Ms Parker, at 10:03 PM  

  • Fingers crossed for good hallucinations.

    By Blogger Jess, at 10:48 PM  

  • Don't worry, we had to take that stuff for Paramundo, and we're all perfectly sane.

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:48 PM  

  • Absolutely NO side effects!

    But I had a lovely visit from a talking frog and a flying orange dragon last night. We played euchre until they had to go back to the land of Gumdrops and Unicorns.

    *sane? hahahahahaha*

    By Blogger Ms Parker, at 7:46 AM  

  • re: "side effects"???
    nausea, bad dreams,difficulty sleeping,hallucinations (visual and aural sex),severe anxiety,paranoia, depression,unusual behaviour
    feeling disoriented...will not be noticeable for you as these were common "personality traits" for you, prior to you taking Larium.
    FOr you, I would be more concerned about absesses, sleep apnea, scale growth, projectile vommiting, fire breathing, and enhanced turretts and twitching. The purple gremlins are just your friends...ha ha have fun...

    By Anonymous Anonymous, at 11:14 PM  

  • Hi Nina!

    Sleep apnea aka snoring is already a problem. I'm famous for it.

    Wish I could breathe fire.

    By Blogger Ms Parker, at 8:03 PM  

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