Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

One week until Bali and I still need to.....

• Figure out where I'm going, exactly (using my handy out-dated guidebook that was found in my friend's apartment, left by the last tenant);
• Put down the Christmas chocolate and lose 10 pounds (so that new pink Victoria's Secret bikini is not lost under my muffin top);
• Pack (I was going to bring a toothbrush and a pair of flip-flops.... is that too much?);
• Get travel insurance (in case shark gnaws off leg while I am scuba diving);
• Locate plane ticket (I put it in a "safe place" that is so safe that even I can't find it)....