Beasties of Korea
Weird Insect Thing:
The weird insect thing (aka Oriental cricket???), is approximately the size of your head, with creepy antenna things sticking out and waving around. Appearing to be the radioactive offspring of a spider, a cockroach and other gross creepy-things, it can be found in parking garages, at like 8:00 in the morning, when you are just leaving home, minding your own business and then you are all like, "Whoa, what is that???". And it walks. And it's only after you take its picture and show it around that someone tells you that it also could have jumped, and it totally would have eaten your arm off.
Spoiled Ungrateful Korean Street Cat:
The Spoiled Ungrateful Korean Street Cat is easily domesticated and will spend approximately 95% of its time sleeping under the AC. Another 4% will be spent destroying your possessions, biting you and tracking litter around. The remaining 1% is spent being so darn cute that you're willing to forgive all his transgressions.
The weird insect thing (aka Oriental cricket???), is approximately the size of your head, with creepy antenna things sticking out and waving around. Appearing to be the radioactive offspring of a spider, a cockroach and other gross creepy-things, it can be found in parking garages, at like 8:00 in the morning, when you are just leaving home, minding your own business and then you are all like, "Whoa, what is that???". And it walks. And it's only after you take its picture and show it around that someone tells you that it also could have jumped, and it totally would have eaten your arm off.
Spoiled Ungrateful Korean Street Cat:
The Spoiled Ungrateful Korean Street Cat is easily domesticated and will spend approximately 95% of its time sleeping under the AC. Another 4% will be spent destroying your possessions, biting you and tracking litter around. The remaining 1% is spent being so darn cute that you're willing to forgive all his transgressions.
posted by Ms Parker at
4:09 PM
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Hi Its MOM Well finally I can leave a comment. Does anyone else have this problem where it says ' this page is not available' ??? Then I pressed the 'reset' button & it worked - should have done that last week.
Bugs, we had those in Belize - yep, scarry creatures. Love humid places like jungles.
Cats - I have 2 cuties like that one of them is yours & is super spoiled.
Camping Boys - nice, nice!!!
Boredome- I was feeling so sorry for you all week since I am so busy that I'm ready to retire from retirement BUT then I saw the camping blog & wonder what is wrong with you. Gads, any female here would trade places with you to go camping with two guys like that!!!!! Bored? No sympathy from me.
Enjoy your camp, I guess its called work.
Love MOM
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