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Ms Parker in Korea!: December 2007

Ms Parker in Korea!

Monday, December 31, 2007

Not sure when I'll update....

I'm off to Seoul tonight to ring in 2008, then fly out to Bali on Jan 2. I return from Bali on Feb 1 and pretty much turn around and get back on a plane to head to Cambodia for a week (flying out Feb 2).

Sooooooo..... let me take this opportunity to wish you all the best for 2008. Thank you, to everyone who reads this blog for being a part of my journey and daily adventures, and here's hoping for many many more in the years to come!

May the road rise to meet you,
May the wind be always at your back,
May the sun shine warm upon your face,
May the rains fall soft upon your fields,
And, until we meet again,
May God hold you in the hollow of His hand.
(traditional Irish blessing)

Sunday, December 30, 2007

SNOW!


Ty and Jakob are both fascinated by snow. One because he's only seen it rarely, one because his brain is the size of a walnut....

Friday, December 28, 2007

Korean TV - A wee bit of comedy...

I've not yet regaled you all with tales of bizarre Korean TV shows, so let me do a mini-post about some of the oddities that pass for entertainment here.

Actually - it is quite entertaining, even/especially when you haven't a clue what is going on.... I happened upon this by chance (thanks to my Grade 6 class) and had to post it. Things to watch for:

  • Many references to Wonder Girls' super hot song "Tell Me";
  • Strange neon text written across the screen (constantly) - thankfully subtitled here for full effect (after so many months of wondering what the heck they were always writing on the screen....);
  • Un-necessary instant replays;
  • Camera work that makes you wonder if the cameraman is having a mild stroke as he films..
Enjoy!

Thursday, December 27, 2007

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

One week until Bali and I still need to.....
  • Figure out where I'm going, exactly (using my handy out-dated guidebook that was found in my friend's apartment, left by the last tenant);
  • Put down the Christmas chocolate and lose 10 pounds (so that new pink Victoria's Secret bikini is not lost under my muffin top);
  • Pack (I was going to bring a toothbrush and a pair of flip-flops.... is that too much?);
  • Get travel insurance (in case shark gnaws off leg while I am scuba diving);
  • Locate plane ticket (I put it in a "safe place" that is so safe that even I can't find it)....

Monday, December 24, 2007

Christmas at Seosan Elementary

Even though I am not the world's most Christmas-y person, I believe that it's still a pretty important holiday (especially when you are a teacher...). When I arrived at my school back in May and learned that I only had 125 kids, and that they were all relatively poor, I knew that I had to do something special for them - which came in the form of buying each one a small gift, wrapping them and getting Santa and Rudolph to come to my school to distribute them.

The kids were sooooooooo excited. It really felt good to bring them something special today.

Thanks go out to Alex, Monique, Garrett, Tyrone and Zepher. I couldn't have done this without you!

Santa (Zepher) and Rudolph (Tyrone)

Pulling Santa's beard...
The Special Class meets Santa - they had the BEST reactions.

How excited are these kids?

Shock and awe

Kim Yeojin gives her letter to Santa

Ms Go plays Rudolph

The kindy kids had their own private Santa party
(click on the pic for a better view of the kids' faces at left)


Kitten unwraps her gift

Merry Christmas!

Sunday, December 23, 2007

From Erection Day to Christmas.... whew!

Jongwon and I - because he is so cute!

Alrighty - Why haven't I updated in a while? Because I've been waaaay too busy! Let's do this day by day:

Wednesday was "Erection Day" (hardeeharhar - remember that Koreans don't differentiate "l" and "r"....), and we had the day off school. I cajoled Alex and Monique (and Garrett helped too) into wrapping over 130 Christmas presents (one for each of my students).

Before the wrapping...

My Christmas elves - Alex and Monique

The wrapping went along very smoothly, especially once the wine (and beer, and soju) started flowing....

On Thursday night, Ty and I dragged ourselves out to meet up with my head teacher, Mr Shin, for supper. It was one of those "Oh, I really don't feel like this" moments. We resigned ourselves to an awkward evening of broken English conversation, but were pleasantly surprised when Mr Shin's son, Kay, greeted us on the sidewalk in front of the restaurant instead of Mr Shin.... what was especially surprising was that Kay walked up to Ty, shook his hand and said "Remember me?"

Just before Ty left for South Africa, he met a group of young Korean guys on the Seoul subway. They had justs completed their military training, and one of the guys gave Ty his graduation pin. One of those guys was Kay. Imagine, for a moment, that in a country whose population exceeds that of Canada, Ty randomly bumped into my supervisor's son.

Needless to say, the evening was a rather fun one. Kay is a typical young Korean dude (and his companion, Lena, was too cute for words)... and we already have plans to meet up with them again.

Friday was an English competition put on by the city of Mokpo. I had happily volunteered to correct the High school essay part. Actually, there was something so familiar and pleasant about sitting there, correcting essays - I suddenly realized that, although I love teaching my young kids, there is something that I miss about working with teens... their thoughts? Their angst? Hmmm, not sure.

Garrett rocks his new HRG-style glasses

That evening, a bunch of us got together to say goodbye to Garrett, who will be leaving Korea for a few months, before (hopefully) returning. It was also a final farewell to Michelle, who I really wish I'd gone out with more, since she is so much fun.

Alex, Ty and Camille spread the love at the Drunk Chicken

It's impossible to have too many pictures of the Magic Sparkle drinks

Me, Garrett and Rachel - waiting for our Magic Sparkles

The evening, which began at the "Drunk Chicken" hof continued on to Magic Sparkle before degenerating to a Norae bang and a 24-hour McDonald's.

Saturday morning came a bit too soon, with me literally dragging Ty to the bus terminal to catch a bus to Suncheon. We met up with Nina, then headed out ice skating (Suncheon has THREE ice rinks - not fair!) with Chris and Melissa and another girl whose name I can't remember.

Chris, Ty and Melissa

Ty visits Canada - a pile of snow and a Zamboni...

...and a bottle of wine

Ty and I took Nina to Outback for her birthday, then we went to Lesley and Tim's who were hosting a sort of Christmas get-together.

We came back to Mokpo on Sunday by way of a shopping stop in Gwangju (Katrina: I was able to walk into the new GAP with a Starbuck's Peppermint Mocha in my hand - I almost felt like I was back in Montreal.... oh, except that, in Korea, the largest size is a SIX, whereas I start at EIGHT. Can you imagine.... a rack of Long and Lean jeans, and just one size too small!!!!!), then back hom in the evening (we were too tired to go to the Open Mic Night as planned) where Ty was surprised by an early visit from Santa Hello Kitty, who brought him his Christmas stocking a few days early. Since the next few days are going to be a bit busy, we also opened our gifts from his family (they sent me a lot of things - calendar, day timer, and photography book - showing me how beautiful South Africa is...). Now, we're sitting back with some lovely imported beer (Newcastle, Guiness and Kingfisher) and enjoying the calm before the storm: Tomorrow is the Christmas party at my school (with Zepher playing the part of Santa), followed by a few random Christmas parties here and there in Mokpo - we only get the 25th off, so things tend to get a bit hectic.

Tuesday, December 18, 2007

Wee update

All is quiet on the domestic front... hmmm, maybe a bit too quiet. Here's a quick update:

  • I leave for Bali in 15 days!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  • Umm....
  • ......
  • and then.....
Yup, that's about it!

Friday, December 14, 2007

Cambodia!

After I get back from Bali at the beginning of February, I will have one day to get back to Mokpo, re-pack and then head off to Cambodia for a week (Ty will stay there for 2 weeks). My main thing to see is totally Angkor Wat:


Yup... it's a good life, isn't it?

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

The Oil Spill...


If you've been watching the news lately, you know that there was an oil spill off the west coast of Korea last week. I live much further south than where the spill was....

SEOUL, Dec. 11 (Xinhua) -- The South Korean government Tuesday declared its western coast polluted by the country's worst-ever oil leakage as special disaster zone and decided to provide direct subsidies to this area.

The central government will provide South Chungcheong province with an initial fund of 6.9 billion won (7.47 million U.S. dollars) to help the region, said Park Myung-jae, minister of Government Administration and Home Affairs.

The decision came four days after about 10.5 trillion liters of crude oil leaked from a 146,000-ton oil tanker that was hit by a crane-carrying barge on last Friday 6 mile off the coast of Taean county. The oil spill was the largest in the case in South Korea's history.

The South Korean government has mobilized thousands of troops, police officers and local residents to contain the spread of the floating oil and clean up the leaked oil at the beach.

However, the clean-up was not effective due to high waves, strong winds and lack of equipment necessary to remove the oil, local officials was quoted by South Korea's Yonhap News Agency as saying.

Local media said thousands of fish farms off Taean were polluted or in danger of being damaged by the oil spill. The seashore in that area, which are famous tourist resorts, are also heavily polluted by the oil.

There is still no government report on the damage of the accident.

Nicola is missioning around to get us up there on Saturday and Sunday to help out with the clean-up. At some point this week, I'm going to go invest in some rubber boots, fishermen's pants and the like so that I can be a part of the clean up.... I'll let you know how it goes.

Saturday, December 08, 2007

Waiting endlessly in an airport is sooooooo much fun!

I've said it before, but I'll say it again: I'm really lucky to be teaching where I teach.

I've probably never said it before, but I'll say it now: Airports are soul-sucking pergatories.

Knowing that Ty was due back from South Africa on Thursday night, I had asked for Friday off, so that I could go up and meet him, then come back to Mokpo together. My head teacher, Mr Shin, smiled, blushed and said he would ask the VP (who is a bit of a stickler). Fingers crossed, I went to see them on Monday morning and (yay), they'd granted me the day off. As my VP said (in broken English), "If no admission, you are sad".... loosely translated, I think this means "If we didn't let you have your own way, you would pout and act like a 2-year old, and we'd rather not deal with that, thanks".

I ended up also having to take Thursday afternoon off, so that I could take the KTX up to Seoul. This day and half of vacation meant they had to re-schedule my other two schools, and rearrange my extra classes; I had to promise to teach on a Saturday morning, and teach 5 classes in a row (no breaks) on Thursday morning.

And so...

I ran out of my last class with my already packed bag on my back and headed off to the train station. I usually love taking the KTX - it's a super-fast train that hits 300 km/h at some points, and the trip is only about 3 hours long. This time, however, I was stuck behind an elderly man who shouted into his ever-ringing cell phone, and surrounded by strategically placed squalling children (they had organized themselves to take turns making noise, so that it was a constant barrage). The garlicky businessman next to me snored for most of the trip (then again, once I finally fell asleep, so did I, I am sure).

It was 5:30 by the time I reached the Incheon airport. I ran between the six different arrivals gates, trying to figure out where I needed to be. JOY! The pixel board told me that Ty's plane was ahead of schedule, and would be landing at 6:00. And so, I sat down to wait. At about 6:05, the arrivals board flashed, then changed. Ty's plane was now arriving at 8:30. Faced with more than two hours tacked onto my waiting time, I found myself an internet terminal and killed an hour e-mailing and chatting.

Glancing at the arrivals board, I saw that the time had changed (again), and the plane was now not due until 9:30 (announcements on the PA said it was "for maintenance"). Hmmmm. I found a bookstore, bought a crappy paperback novel and sat down to wait again. Reading did make the time go a bit faster, and soon, it was nearing 9:00.

And then the time changed again - now, his plane was supposedly arriving at 9:50. Exasperated and bored, but fully aware that there was nothing I could really do to make the plane arrive faster, I finished my book, then sat and stared at the arrivals board. The crowd around the arrivals gate thinned out, until there were just a few of us glass-eyed folks who had all been waiting upwards of three hours for this damn plane to arrive.

9:45.... And then, like some sort of sick joke, the time changed again to 9:51, then 9:52, then 9:54, finally deciding that 9:56 was more appropriate. The plane finally landed a few minutes after 10. By this time, I was standing on the inside of the barrier/gate/fence thing, shifting from foot to foot and scanning each (Asian) face that came through the sliding doors for Ty, until he finally came through.

We made our way back to Seoul to find a hotel room, where he gave me tons of happy presents from South Africa (chocolate, coffee, pesto, a stuffed zebra and lion - like, not real ones, but plush toys - a long bright wrap-around skirt, a beaded bracelet, a beaded necklace, shower gel, rocks, a book with excerpts of articles by some of SA's better writers. I'd say he knows me well). We headed back to Mokpo on Friday, and have been talking each other's ears off ever since, filling each other in on the past month.... and making the 5 soul-agonizing hour wait in the airport seem worth it.

Wednesday, December 05, 2007

French Night / Magic Sparkle

Every Wednesday night for the past few months has been "French Night" in Mokpo. We get together at someone's house (or, in this case, at Cafe Manon) and chat in French and drink and eat and enjoy our time together. It's a perfect mid-week point to hang out with friends and relax.

This week, I finally brought my camera.... so here we are at Cafe Manon:

Emanuel, Maria and Nicola

Monique and Alex, acting French

We also took turns trying on Alex's awesome new hat:

BUT... this week was special, because it was Rachel's birthday. Speaking as a chickentarian (lapsed vegetarian) who hates seafood (by the way, my school thinks that I don't eat any flesh at all), I can only imagine what Rachel goes through to get sustenance during the day as a vegan. So, for her birthday, I gave her vegan waffles (found at the Homeplus in Suncheon).

We all celebrated at Texas Moon, a local bar with a real (non-Korean) pub feel, where you can get the drink that we call the Magic Sparkle (B-52)....


Turn your head sideways for the video:



Yes, it's done in layers (Kahlua, Bailey's, Vodka and something else)... then they add the stuff that makes it sparkle (what is it? Magic Sparkle Powder?). Yes, you do have to drink it while it is on fire (through a plastic straw). And yes, the bartender has a chin piercing.

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Nose Cam and Wedding...

It was freeeeeeezing in my classroom today. I mentioned this to my head teacher, Mr Shin and he came back a few minutes later, followed by Mr Lee, the janitor, who was lugging a huge, scary looking gas and electric-powered heater.

During one of my classes, they proceeded to fill it with gasoline (!) and try to find a suitable plug for it. I could immediately smell gas, saw drops of gas on the (wood) floor and when I brushed up against it, I got gas on my jeans. Seeing as my kids can barely even sit on their chairs without falling over, I decided that I did not want that heater in my classroom! I even played the "In Canada, that would be considered too dangerous to be around 5-year-old children" card, and looked very scared of it. Fingers are crossed for a less-terrifying heat source.

After an afternoon of sitting in the relative chilliness of my classroom, sneezing and blowing my nose (I have a space heater thing that heats up one side of my body enough to have given me a heat rash, while the other side is cold), I decided to nip this baby in the bud and go see my doctor.

My doctor (who I affectionately call Norman Rockwell because he reminds me of those doctors in Rockwell antiques), as usual, placed a, um, nostril speculum up my nose, then a hose that sprayed stuff, then a sucky thing to, yuck, clean it all out. The hoses are attached to a machine that I may have once seen in a medical museum. Then, he turned on this TV thing and pulled out one of those mini-cameras on a stick that you sometimes see in gross Discovery channel shows (umm, endoscope?). While I tried NOT to think of where else that camera had been, I craned my neck to see what the inside of my nostrils look like. Quite pretty, actually. The best part was that when I went to pay, Dr Norman Rockwell held up his hands and said, "No no!". So, I got to see an endoscopic image of the inside of my nose for FREE (then I got some pretty pills for only $2 - yay Korean medical system!).

From there, I went off to meet Monique, Alex and Nicola for our habitual Tuesday night kimbap supper... and then for our habitual downtown cheap-store shopping.

Monique, who is possibly going to join me in Bali, and I were a bit freaked out by our Bali guidebooks that said, for example, that it's considered to be a sign of major personality defects if you are over thirty and unmarried. We decided to, ahem, shop for wedding rings. It's also taboo to be divorced, so I'm going with the "Merry Widow" look. Our rings (staying true to my Ukrainian roots, I chose a triple-rolling-ring style) cost us about $1.60 each. While at the fun cheap store, I finally decided to buy myself a a fluffy pink blanket to teach in and a Korean-style facemask (it's considered polite to wear one when you are sick, and they come in a variety of styles), which you can admire here:


So, yeah, living in Korea does some strange things to you, I guess.

Monday, December 03, 2007

I swear I'm not doing this to rub it in....

Gili Trawangan Travel Page <----- just click here to see where I'll be in January.

(p.s. exchange rates - $10 Cdn is about 100,000 Indo Rupiahs)

Sunday, December 02, 2007

Ice Skating in Suncheon

Well, Ty was supposed to be back from South Africa last week, but that didn't happen. I expect to see him in about 100 hours or so (but who's counting?), as he'll be getting into Korea on Thursday night.

I decided to head up to Suncheon to visit Nina. There's something about visiting Nina that just makes me feel so content. Any time I've just gone to her place to hang out, I leave feeling calm and relaxed (and well-fed). It certainly bodes well for Bali/Lombok, since we'll be meeting up there in mid-January.


We first headed out to one of Suncheon's ice rinks (there are two!) for an afternoon of ice skating with our friend Kotie. Now, Nina had skates on her feet as soon as she could walk, meaning that she was skating circles (literally) around me and Kotie. Actually, I was kind of proud of myself - I didn't fall once - and very proud of Kotie, who hadn't skated in ages (she's from South Africa, where there is no ice at all ever, no really, I'm sure of this... ), but who kept on going for a full hour. Naturally, we made friends (little girls who followed us around), and laughed ourselves silly.

Afterwards, we headed to Tom n' Tom's (Suncheon's Starbucks clone) for lattes and hot chocolate (because what's the point of ice skating if there's no hot chocolate afterwards??) and on to Homeplus/Tescos, where I discovered a huge selection of organic deliciousness that certainly wasn't there when I was living in Suncheon (not bitter at all...).

Nina and I finished off with supper at Julianna's (yum, the fajitas) with Melissa and Chris, who I hadn't seen in ages. We were all too exhausted (and over-fed) to make it a long evening, so Nina and I returned to the comfort of her apartment/TV and vegged until sleep overcame us.

Sunday morning, I headed out early-ish to meet up with Jessika for coffee and girl-talk before grabbing my bus for a very rainy ride back to Mokpo.

It's nice to return to Suncheon now. I still seem to know my way around there better than in Mokpo, and although I can't see everyone that I want to, I can still happen upon old friends from last year. I just hope that everyone who promised to "come to Mokpo soon" will actually do so!